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I admit I do love it when Trump gets trolled.

(Weirdly, the post title didn't match the headline in the actual link, but the version Lemmy let me click on to make the title works better anyway.)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

I mean, the last time he did they were obviously false. He'll just do the same this time. No way he doesn't take meds for cholesterol, heart disease, or any of the other conditions that are extremely common with his age and diet.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ugh I'm afraid I'd catch something from Trump's medical records.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You'll be okay. He told Howard Stern that surviving the 70s without an STD was his "personal Vietnam" (so he didn't need to actually go there) and also, as the owner of a chiweenie*, I can tell you that (thankfully) stupid is not contagious.

*The parts of that page that says they're intelligent and easy to train are lies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (3 children)

stupid may not spread across species very easily, but it is highly contagious between humans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Ah, it's sort of like influenza. It has to make that jump from chickens to people first.

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 4 days ago (6 children)

He will not feel any pressure to release his. He won't do it. Everyone knows he won't.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Didn't he have a weirdo doctor release a letter in 2020 saying he was in the best form ever?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

People are saying.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"As the healthiest person… as the healthiest American… there is no one healthier than me… as the healthiest, there is no need to release these… my medical records are stellar… so perfect. I'm great. These records are so great, there you have it. I'm perfectly… yes… perfectly healthy." - Trump

Well, I tried. I feel that it lacks some attacks to their opponent, but I can't dumb myself down enough to do more than that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Here I'll help

"The best records... great memory.. the best... doctors claim to not have seen a memory like mine... beyond measure... they can't even measure it ladies and gentlemen.. even better than my opponent Sleepy Joe... I defeated Joe in 2020... complete landslide... I'll beat him in 2024."

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Seriously... It's like these people never learn. He's an obstinate child and will never do what he doesn't want to do unless compelled by the courts.

...and that's actually a thing that his cult loves.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 days ago (3 children)

But his repeated bullshit excuses will be fun to watch.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This right here is the problem, why he gets favorable treatment by the media, why he's the Republican figurehead. He's "fun to watch".

Here's what will happen: Harris will release her clean bill of health, he'll deny their veracity, he may then make an unsubstantiated boast about his own health, he may then also call into question the qualifications of Harris' doctor, he may then close with some sort of jingoistic non sequitur, or some nugget of misogyny. He will do these things in an almost robotically simplified way, that is at once instantly digestible and yet difficult to directly quote without editing. If anything he says proves the least bit problematic, Steven Cheung will claim that this editing proves malicious intent by the media, and that Trump was unfairly taken out of context. Meanwhile his thralls will either ignore the whole interval, or accept Cheung's version of events and redouble their support of a man who is not only unqualified, but it's actively a national liability. This will register surprise, shock, anger, any number of strong emotions, and viewership/readership will keep coming back, generating impressions and ad revenue, desperate for the new episode, to see what happens next, as if it were a show on HBO and not real life.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's "fun to watch" when he's being a dipshit. Not when he's being a Nazi.

But I would like to borrow your crystal ball for next week's Lotto numbers please.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even when he's "a dipshit", the attention he garners legitamizes him as a candidate. Attention is the whole game. The Michael Jordan of "no bad publicity." The entertainment you describe is just a different form of rubbernecking. And Trump attracts droves by regularly providing a new car accident to gawk at; and doing so on a fairly steady, news cycle friendly basis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can't legitimize a legitimate candidate any more than he's already been legitimized.

Expecting people to never talk about one of the two people who have a chance at being president next year within a month of election day is a bit silly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I don't take exception to talking about him. I take exception with people being entertained by him. Even as schadenfreude.

The media legitimizes him by summerizing his statements. By hypothesizing what he meant instead of what he actually said. They give him the benefit of the doubt, time and time again. Age is no longer an issue, grabbing unconcenting women by their genetials is no longer an issue, felonies are no longer an issue, debt and taxes are no longer an issue, anything that has become boring is no longer an issue. It's all about new new new.

They push this bilge about fairness to justify giving him a platform, but really they just need a heel for their wrestling spectacle.

He didn't falsely claim, he lied. He didn't accidentally reference facist rhetoric, he used it. He doesn't deny climate change, he profits from it. Etc.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pointing at him and laughing is how everyone figured out the emperor had no clothes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

In the Emperor's New Clothes, it is the emperor, his men, and the townspeople who are being conned by the weavers. In real life the mainstream media is more like the emperor, we're the townspeople, and Trump and Cheung are the weavers, who in the tale successfully escape with the money for the nonexistent clothes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (7 children)

You're right. They should just cancel the Daily Show. All it does is help Trump. Laughing at bad people helps them.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They weren't that fun the first time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I can’t think of many things I find more awful than listening to that man speak. My obstructive sleep apnea, maybe. Maybe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I guess I take my humor out of this election where I can.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But how little his fans care that he's full of bullshit will be terrifying to watch.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

His fans are, at most, 30% of the country. It's the rest of the voters I worry about.

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