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Alt: A photo with the text "Would you press this button?" And two images representing options: option 1 is "50% chance of becoming a billionaire" with an image of a shovel full of money, and the other "50% chance of becoming this" being an image of Astolfo, a character from Type-Moon's "Fate" anime/manga/VN series noted for crossdressing as a cute girl, and is commonly identified as a LGBT icon.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

Can I press the button until I get both?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn't be that hard imo.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You'd have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you'd face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you're in an intersection of minorities.

And even if you succeeded you'd be a billionaire, and I don't think those people are actually very fulfilled.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Staying a billionaire wouldn't be however :3

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I really don't wanna become a bilkionaire but...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

So instant billionaire or future billionaire?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Like, even if you didn't wanna be a femboy, that's a hot femboy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait hang on there's a pictures for sad children about this.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

just become one of the knights of charlemagne and fuck lots of people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No thanks, im Asexual

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It’s a win win

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

If I had to be stuck with a feminine body I'd probably just go the rest of the way and get some boobs

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm already a cute femboy, I would want to be rich though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

but imagine long pink natural hair

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, you already pressed the button?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Not exactly, just kinda got a lucky roll on the genetic lottery.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ew. Rather not....

Worry about who was exploited for all that money.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't want to exploit the already overexploited mentally ill people

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

more exploitation for me to do

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago

Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you're now a millionaire!

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So i just have to keep pressing until i get both?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

If you get the left, you can afford to become the right.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

I don't think it's nearly as easy to become a perfect cute femboy, as it is to transition. I might be wrong but it's something you really need to get lucky with.

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