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Sad and Lonely (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

https://youtu.be/DkpQWEP2n88

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

He won't be winning Ben Stein's money any time soon.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sad and little but no longer lonely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Lonely though not alone 😢

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Science is full of sad and lonely men who only get together to be sad and lonely men together while staying apart at antisocial distance.

Which is why they need women et al to bridge the gap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

al really holding the entire scientific field on his shoulders

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

They're quite dependable when needed.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of the saddest things I ever learned was that Ben Stein is a reactionary zionist piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And a Creationist!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I had to sit through that documentary he made once. It was so freaking disjointed and rambling and never really approached a place of rational thought. It basically just existed to emotionally hype up whomever already agreed with it to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OK, but why does Dr. Bunsen Honeydew get the blue text?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know. I didn't notice because I don't see color everywhere. I just see people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is a Muppet

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't know I don't see felt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You see? My problem is not feeling seen

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Who said that

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

For contrast, and it's the color of a science folder.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That is exactly the truth

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Science is green, math is blue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

English blue, math red, science green

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Thank you, someone gets it! 😌

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Science is blue. Math is red.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Science blue, math red, history green, English yellow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll allow it, but yellow is better for Spanish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I'll agree with that. I'd concede Yellow is for Language.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Heretic

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

History is red dude, wtf.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't care about this discourse in the slightest, except history is obviously green and that's the only correct take.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, you certainly seem like you don't care. Bravo!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

EXCEPT history is green!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

English is red. Math is blue.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Had to downvote, sorry not sorry.