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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

cobalt.tools is FOSS with no trackers or ads and can download from most places that matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's cobalt.tools ,you mistyped it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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boykisses

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they're doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like its almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I'm here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Someone's using yt-dlp and ffmpeg wrong if they're getting ads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also the pirate movie sites that you can't use without adblocker because without it wherever you click it opens a new window.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What I hate about those is when they switch sites but leave the ad ridden husk that gets worse and I need to figure out what southeast Asian domain I need to switch my tabs to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's like a normie/noob filter at this point

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The ancient trials redefined for the modern age

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really fitting since usually the correct one isnt any of those. It'll be the non-flashy, plain text "download here" link.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

KNIGHT: He chose... poorly.

Indy studies the array of download buttons.

ELSA: It would not be made ~~out of gold~~ with Javascript.

Indy picks up another cup, a simple earthenware jug.

INDY: That’s the ~~cup~~ text link ~~of a carpenter~~ of raw HTML.

He and Elsa exchange a look.

INDY: There’s only one way to find out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ublock origin makes short work of these lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

More people need to learn about yt-dlp and ffmpeg. Can't talk about the seedy anime websites, but youtube-mp3 conversion is so easily done yourself without havaing to visit any virus-pushing sites once you figure out how.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From my time at Tumblr and DeviantArt I am really familiar with stuff like ffmpeg, but I don't think it is the type you are referring too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now I'm wondering what else ffmpeg could mean... Maybe female-female-male threesome with pegging?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We tell not the muggles of our secret porn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a hell of a lot more convenient to go to a shady site with an adblocker installed than install/update Python and a couple command line packages before manually performing conversion yourself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can yt-dlg right off the microsoft store on windows which is just a straight up GUI for yt-dlp.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

rarely use the cli anymore. the gui works pretty well.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"A couple command line packages", well, since both yt-dlp and ffmpeg are command line tools and two technically qualifies as "a couple", this is technically correct, but making it seem like much more of a big deal than it is at the same time.

Also, you do not have to install Python for any of this. Never mind having Python installed is a good idea anyway.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

two doesnt 'qualify' as a couple. two IS couple. a couple is two