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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Resting in bed today and watching movies, got a sore back to heal

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Time to respawn the gratitude thread?

Yesterday I spoke to someone at uni and had a good chat. I have sat with her and a few other people in class, but I keep forgetting to ask for their names. Seeing as next week is the last class, I might ask if we can all keep in touch considering most of us would be graduating. Or I can never see them again hehe

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Morning all. Baku is still active on Reddit so I have forwarded him the post from yesterday with your messages :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (18 children)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a few spare fucks to give. Take some🪬🪬🪬🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

holy fucks thank god

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

5 beroccas, 2 AA batteries, one motivational speech and a kick up the arse please.

Or one of those special little white tablets that start with the letter d.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🔋🔋📝🦿

dayquil 💊

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh bag o’ cans Oh bag o’ cans You bring me shiny money 🎶

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Drinking on Friday night's earns me pocket money. Win win. Ching ching.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

the fucks tank have run empty so instead of bringing food to work i’ll buy something

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m alive!!!

Need peanut butter toast and coffee….

🧟‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Breakfast is a touch late, but porridge has now been acquired. Cooked with banana and coconut mixed through, served with yoghurt and drizzled with honey.

bowl of porridge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Taking Mr woof out early today with the sun out?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We always go for an early pre-breakfast walk, which was nice with the sun but still very cold this morning. We also usually go for a second walk in the afternoon or evening - today's looks like it will be very pleasant and we will probably have a nice long walk, which might make up for some of the super-short walks we have had recently when the weather is bad.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

damn, I think I've just about got christmas done already. Fuck me.

I tend to be habitually early anyway as I've been paid monthly since 2012 and try and lock it in bar handcrafted gifts by end of november but this time I have outdone myself. woop woop.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

I'm down for the count. Holy fuck I forgot how much it hurts.

I'm messaging the place and locking in a slot for the next open mic which is in 2 weeks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll be there. If bacon doesn't give me tomatoes I'll bring lemons and potato.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hope you feel better as well.

Whip out some earplugs and sleeping mask too!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta put yourself first, man.

I'll be there in 2 weeks :D

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bummer. That probably means I can come tho so that's nice 🤗

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds good :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

brings more wheatbags and blocking curtains

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Am waiting on a delivery today. It was headed in the right direction and not far away, but then veered off and now seems to have gone to Ascot Vale Red Rooster

Essendon DFO now. Had a snack, doing some shopping

Checked out the planes at Tullamarine and is now roaming the western suburbs. Go West, young man

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Ah, a sign of the times that the Tenants Victoria call line goes straight to "we are experiencing a higher than usual call volume and cannot help you" right after pressing the numbers to get assistance as a private renter. Guess I'll have to spam call over and over

E: managed to get through to a really lovely lady, unfortunately it's really unclear as to whether VCAT would consider that "market rates" include REA fees de jure (even though they very much do de facto). But it's worth trying to appeal anyway, I guess. Gotta do what I can 🤷

E2: appeal lodged. I'm really not confident I'll get a rent reduction but ah well. Not fussed about souring the relationship with LL when they were the ones who pulled the dick move anyway. I don't want to move and be locked into a year long contract when I'll leave by June. Might look at slowly getting rid of my stuff (and plants...) in the new year and see if I can go stay with a friend or extended family member for cheap in the last couple months and leave this place earlier, if possible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you need somewhere to stash your plants for a bit if it gets tricky, more than happy to help out there :)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It’s my day off. How nice.

I will now be conducting an experiment on the relative merits of peanut butter and banana toast vs honey butter and banana toast. Please stand by for data

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Now scoop out some peanut butter with a chicken crimpy shape for that satay hit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Delete the banana and I'd be a willing test subject. Banana bread is the only context in which I can tolerate bananas and baked goods

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

On pizza with fish and egg

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honey, banana and peanut butter!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Honey and peanut butter for the win.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Morning all! Thought I'd update you on my lifely happenings. Elder Minipeeler has started at his new school and it's been great so far! The first morning he really tried to get out of it and I had to chase after him a couple of times because he was so strongly reluctant to go in. But the boy who greeted me at the train station in the afternoon was a different person; relaxed, relieved, happy and even a little confident. He's chosen Fitness as his elective subject for the term, which is a huge departure for a kid who's not really into sports etc, which shows me he's interested in improving himself. He's kicking goals and I'm so proud 🥲

Now Miniest is having issues with school 🤦🏻‍♀️As well as getting a sniffle the first 2 days back, she's been getting headaches from the rowdy noisy class she's in. There's a cohort of disruptive boys in the class who are in grade 6 (it's a 5/6 mixed class) so the school has no motivation to deal with it as they'll be gone soon. The teacher is really lovely but seems to have no authority or method of dealing with it (seems new to the job). I feel like he needs to show some assertiveness and calm strong leadership and "grow a pair", or 12 year olds will take full advantage of the lack of repercussions. I can see some parent - teacher/school communication in my 🔮

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gas company: We need to do a physical reading this time because previously we heard a dog barking from inside your house so was unable to so please leave your gate unlocked for 5 consecutive days from 8am - 5pm even though your dog knows that it's unlocked and thus wants to spend his entire day outside barking at shadows and basking in the little bit of sunshine that this wonderful city provides. We may turn up. We may not because you will never know until you receive our bill. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Once upon a time they used to read my gas meter every couple of months, and they would send me a bill after they did so. Now they seem to read the actual meter on random irregular intervals, but the bill is on a set monthly cycle that involves them estimating the reading, then doing lots of inpenetrable mathematics to make things match up to the ocassional actual meter readings.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

yeah mine still thinks we have gas ducted. I normally just pay and not care, but they took the piss a bit this winter, so I just kept taking photos of the meter and sending back to recalculate. Turned a $400 gas bill into a $120 credit lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think it's ridiculous I can't just take a pic and send it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

you with globird? I definitely know you can with that. Have a look at your bill, if it's E then I think legally you have to be able to challenge with a pic of the meter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I can do that, maybe it depends on which retailer you are with.

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