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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (6 children)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Might be a bit late and greedy but I’d like a chicken schnitzel sandwich please.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Munch munch. Thank you Chef!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time machine to go back and undo the nerve damage in my shoulder that gives me migraines?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Our apologies. Changing the past is prohibited.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bummer. Can I have some pizza instead pretty please?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Close enough :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I get some orange chips please? Thanks in advance chef!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Where's the potato and batter mate? Left at the side? Still on the truck?

And what's with the oranges?

This is rapidly becoming a 2/5 service.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Orange chips. Sliced oranges dried to crispiness. You will eat what the Truck provides.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can I please half of a microwaved sweet potato, but instead of longways half or shortways half, can you make it a spiral half? Lots of butter and hot sauce

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Mmm spiralicious

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a few spare fucks to give. Take some🪬🪬🪬🧚🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

holy fucks thank god

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

5 beroccas, 2 AA batteries, one motivational speech and a kick up the arse please.

Or one of those special little white tablets that start with the letter d.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's alright. I know a guy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What time should I met you at macca's?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck that takes me back lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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dayquil 💊

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago