this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's still free fruit?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

splatoon mentioned W

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Those look more like papayas to me. Or some other weird non-orange fruit.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I wish someone would make a splatoon like game for pc. Likely they are worried about getting sued.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They did on PS4, it flopped even though it was free with ps plus. I still want to try it though, it's called Foamstars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It switched to free-to-play this month.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Which I really don't understand. They can't own the concept of capture the flag and other games like that. Crash Bandicoot used to have a similar game where you bounce on squares to change them to your color, something I've seen in other games too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

but Splatoon has a fairly unique game mechanic, being able to swim through ink that you shoot being the primary one. That seems like something Nintendo could easily sue over.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

~~Game mechanics can't be patented, only game assets (character models, etc)~~ I'm wrong!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Game assets can't be patented. Patents are for concepts, copyright and trademarks are for specific things like assets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They can't own the concept but they'll sue you in a biased court and either waste all of your money or get you to stop making the game

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Paleword is getting sued so I could understand the fear.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those green oranges are the best oranges you can ever hope to get.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In tropical regions it’s common for ripe oranges to be green

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago

Tropical regions? Look at the guy! This is clearly somewhere in Eastern Europe!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What? Aren't you talking about lime?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Limes are unripe. If you let them ripen, they'll turn yellow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

As someone with a lime tree this is so true. Limes are so much better if you pick them right as they yellow.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, oranges only go orange if exposed to temperatures below 13C

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What influence does temperature have on peel color? Sweet oranges require low night temperatures (below 55º F.) Before they will color well.

Huh, TIL.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wife is one of those tropicals, she says they have both orange and green oranges, depending on the type. I asked her what type is green, and we have the same type here but it's orange.

Also Fanta is yellow, btw

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When life gives you oranges...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

When life gives you oranges, don’t make orange juice. Make life take the oranges back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn oranges, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Anon oranges! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the oranges! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible orange that burns your house down!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Make prison hooch?