I'm pretty sure political extremism works the same way.
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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I think their cope is that "people aren't mentioning that but they think it" etc
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Imagine being so obsessed by black dick as 4Chan.
I am totally talking about hypergamy.
My wife talks a lot about BC. They don't necessarily be B but BC is important.
Tbh I discuss ON more than BC. Must be regional
Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?
Who the fuck cares honestly other than shut in weirdo's
Gonial angle is this:
Canthal tilt is that:
As I was googling I've seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that's predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.
I've no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.
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The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.
It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.
Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30
Under 30? So basically if you can't see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S
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how do you bring out the protractor on dates?
Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.
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As a gigachad I can confirm.
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You need to touch less grass and spend more time online.
Do I really?
Depends on whether you want to a cool kid.
I'm going to guess at "Incel excuses for not getting laid."
Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better
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what if going outside means walking across a half ass tarmac parking lot and then sitting at a bus stop with homeless people for 30 minutes
Chat up the people at the bus stop. They're probably nice. Next time, bring some warm tea or something too.
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interact with people
Instructions unclear, helicoptered my dick around but there appeared to be no ceiling fan.
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Because online, people only talk about those things.
In the real world, they are doing them. And so much more. But usually when you're not looking.
Fake, we occasionally mention OnlyFans even when outside
Anon learns that outdoors is fake and gay.
This is why people like this are told to go outside or touch grass.
most of them were social outcasts long before 4chan. That's actually how they got there in the first place.
Everyone will be having pleasant conversations outside, but these guys won't.
Frankly all of 4chan should.
But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.
Through this sieve would come the ascended madmen. Those who escaped the cave and rejected the reality without, retreating to their chamber of hate and stagnation. The truly unhinged. No more naive, parroted bastardizations of the Socratic method. Only irreparables.
This select choir of lunatics voluntarily ablating their sanity will be decadence enough, I think
I heard a story about a whole world that was perfect because they locked a kid up in a room and threw all the bad stuff in there with the kid. The poor kid suffered all of the world's miseries so that others could enjoy life. That kid's name? 4chan.
4chan is 99% deplorable garbage. I won't even go into /b/. Helllll no. But oddly enough, some of the internet's best memes come out of there.
4chan is what the internet would look like if everything had the bare minimum of moderation. Actually a very interesting case study about the human psyche, and I've had many a interesting conversation on there, especially early internet days.
Is it a shithole? Overall, yes. But the right board at the right time is truly early internet ethos.
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Isn't the concept of a meme itself a leak from 4chan?
The original idea of a meme came from Dawkins in the 70's, and "Internet Meme" from Godwin in the early 90's, talking about message boards, usenet, listservs, etc.
4chan did not start the concept, no. Lolcats came from 4chan, iirc. But internet memes predate the existence of 4chan.
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Assuming only a place of pure misery could produce those memes
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