this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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OoOOOooooOOOooo our debit machine doesn't have a tip percentage feature

OoOOoooOOOoo you said goodbye to someone and both have to walk in the same direction still

OOOOoOOOOOOoooo they brought you the wrong order at a restaurant

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Where did you even get a player in 2024?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wonder whats on side B

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

OoooooOOooooooOoooOoO I can see ~~dead~~ other people. They're talking to me.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

OOOOoOOOOOOoooo running into literally anyone from high school

OOOOoOOOOOOoooo being stuck in an unwanted conversation with a talkative stranger or distant relative

OOOOoOOOOOOoooo getting invited to a pyramid scheme party by a close friend

OOOOoOOOOOOoooo hearing an unexpected knock at the door

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The running into the ex one isn't as scary as running into your ex, whom you hate, because they were an absuvie, gaslighting cunt that you never want to see again. If I still loved them, I would probably want to see them.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

OooOOOOoooOOOOOoooo Everyone is going to go around and say something about themselves...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

OooooOoooOoo you made plans and can't think of a good excuse to cancel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"I just shit myself and have to go home and shower, then book an appointment for a car detailer. Never getting a burger at the chinese restaurant again."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I have to return some videotapes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OooooOoooOoo the waitress brought you a baked potato instead rad of french fries

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You accept your fate and start to eat it.

A bit later, the waitress comes back with your fries, apologies for the mix-up (the potato was for the table next to you) and asks why you didn't say something.

The people at the table next to you can hear the entire conversation.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OooOoooOooO you have to book an appointment over the phone!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Guess I'll just die