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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon lives in the midwest (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (18 children)

I don't think jewelry wearing is compatible with the Amish conception of propriety and modesty but I'm not going to say it wouldn't happen.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Really depends on the community, some have cars.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago

Good for them. Culture should evolve.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Maybe it depends on the branch of Amish. I’ve heard the ones in the Midwest are a little more relaxed than the ones in Pennsylvania.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Everyone's just making shit up based on their feelings anyway, let them do as they ~~wilt~~ will.

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Need photos this sounds adorable

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago

This post has been up an hour and we have no fucking information this is unacceptable.

[–] [email protected] 155 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They got the good ending

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I still don't think the natives got the good deal here

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who's to say?

I was going to joke about an Amish casino, but then I remembered the move Kingpin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey everybody, there's a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Is part of the agreement to trade fashion accessories?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

isn’t that a part of every agreement

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