Broke: Kill three kids
Woke: Buy three chairs
Bespoke: Birth control 20 years ago
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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Kill 10 kids, sell 7 chairs
Clearly the better solution, this will drive down the price of chairs and dramatically reduce the chairless population.
Both ideas are terrible.
Limiting how many homes that can be owned and preventing foreigners from owning rental homes would hurt the oligarchy, so our bought government would never do that, though.
The analogy is just incorrect. It's not that there's 7 chairs and 10 kids. It's that there's four kids and one asshole is taking up all seven chairs.
I'd say the middle ground of learning from your mistakes and focussing on having less children in the future is perhaps something to consider.
In the meantime you should get enough chairs.
Dems: Loan money to the poor, give money to the rich
Republicans: mass deport legal residents (this one is much more morally balanced (lol you're retarded))
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