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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Im totally going to help and definitely not shoot that f̶u̶n̶ ̶r̶e̶g̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶r̶ ATF agent :3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Here, trade me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be perfect, this meme would need a "Flowers By Irene"-esque breakout of ATF.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"All These Flowers!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ass go brrt

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Snort 50-60 grams of creatine

Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry

Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.

Do this daily and you won't have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

when bae sees the shotty

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🤷🏻‍♂️ Internet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Me, explaining to her why cutting down a shotgun is not a good idea as part of a robust a self defense posture, given the history of the technique, the resulting ergonomics, and the wide availability of superior compact self defense items. She is very receptive to my lecture and has agreed to a second date.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

why wouldn't a sawed off shotgun be a good addition to my arsenal?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It depends on if your trenches are infested with Germans or not, though I would still argue that there are more effective first line solutions to that problem which do not spook ATF-chan.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

the wide availability of superior compact self defense items

I'm guessing

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I actually liked your comment, I'm just awkward and I like the baby meme.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You do it with ![](Link goes here). Optionally, you can also put alt text in by putting it between the square brackets.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is basically the anime adaptation of Ruby Ridge

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that the anime from CockBite?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I guess I should say "wasn't that," and "from former production company, CockBite"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ruby Ridge was a real life event where the ATF set up and pretextually attacked a family in Idaho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah I know; I was just referencing RWBY, from RoosterTeeth (which was chosen as the name because they couldn't call it CockBite)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah ok, I'm totally ignorant and haven't seen that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

btw, here is a link to season 1 on yt with no tracker, if you're interested, or for anyone else who may be. The first couple seasons are really good, if you can deal with a little bit of finding the groove. Unfortunately, the creator passed away in a freak surgical accident; many fans feel the quality of the show dropped at that point, obviously, but it ran for several more seasons.

If you're into weapons that were inspired by Final Fantasy 7 and Steel, and human-animal homunculusses, you'll be ok.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy fuckin' shit there's a big spider on your screen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Spooky ooooo