Old boy vibes
this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2024
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Anon doesn't realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
In this case maybe there was only one
I doubt it.
Roll Pride
I'm at a fucking ~~:.|:;~~ for words
Holy shit how
Like this ~~:.|:;~~
Edit to be more informative
It's :.|:; with a 'strikethrough' through the whole thing.
So — Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a 'strikethrough' (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you're striking through ~~like so~~)
~~:.|:;~~~\~\
Words like last names?
probably: fake
definitely: gay
Very: kinky
Hotel: Trivago
Coincidence: I think not!
Maybe it's Maybelline
Darude: Sandstorm
not sure if fake, but definetly gay
that's so sad i wish they had more time together
8yo is super young for his dad to realise he’s gay, so all power to him.
On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
but a little chance of butt defects
The secret is his mom also cheated so he wasn’t really his dad. That’s why they never recognised each other
Could be true, it is gay
Fake: Anon got a free house, obviously every millennials dream
Gay: Anon fucked their dad
but they spent 2 years together without knowing eachother's names
they probably knew each other's fursona names
This is the poor man's Oedipus Rex.
Anon discovers Oedipus.
reverse oedipus
No, its gay. Oedicoc
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