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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Yeasty

[–] [email protected] 395 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

For those who don't get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 months ago (12 children)

Oooooh...

Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 2 months ago (15 children)

guys stop smelling your own piss just flush it

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If it can help to alert you to a potential medical issue and then you go see the doctor; I don’t see it as bad thing.

I’ve tasted my own piss before to see if it was sweet.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well don't leave us hanging. Was it?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It was not. It was rather bland actually but I do be hydrated all the time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah hydrohomie

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Coffee

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I've gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.

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[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I think that's how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I'd send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol

(if you live in the US, don't send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

like straight sugar water.

Like an Edgar suit

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Anon has maple syrup urine disease. Or maybe just the beetus.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My Wikipedia bugged out and I got this lmao

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Its just beetus. Anon is just a dummy.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!

[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And lose weight with every amputation

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