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Imagine being a piss kink enjoyer and finding out your SO has diabetes (or is pregnant) because their piss tastes like straight sugar water.
Relevant reddit story: https://np.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3h3nxv/tifu_by_encouraging_female_ejaculation_nsfw/
I'd rather not imagine it but you already made me
I saw a story like that on reddit once. Dude was going through medical school. Had a FWB who was getting into squirting. He noticed it tasted sweet and told her to get checked for diabetes. She was prediabetic if I remember correctly.
I think that's how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.
Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they'd measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.
Piss Sugar™ could be extremely marketable.
Like, how much toffee can you make from a cup?
I'll just put that question in my book of "don't ask"
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I'm sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol
I'm an educated man, no I will not drink piss. Ron come in here and drink this piss.
I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I'd send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.
you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol
(if you live in the US, don't send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)
You can legally send 500mL at a time, you just have to package it properly, and I believe you have to declare it.
Huh! I stand corrected
https://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52apxc_023.htm
I don't believe you, if it were true itd be in freedom units!
Not for legitimate medical purposes, it wouldn't be. US Healthcare and Science are fully Metric, just like our Military.
Wtf. Just finished a doc on comedian Patrice O'Neil and he makes this joke about himself lol
"Your pee is too scrumptious!"
Dude was goddamn hilarious, legit maybe borderline genius. Apparently a real fuckin prick too, lol, but he was pretty unique. Wish he had a little longer, but he used his time well.
Fucking crazy this guy plays kingpin in the daredevil series