straight but bi when it benefits me
Brother, you're bi.
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
"Dude who's in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings"
Yeah that 100% checks out actually
"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"
What no pussy does to a mf