this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 161 points 2 months ago (2 children)

straight but bi when it benefits me

Brother, you're bi.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn't know that's a thing.

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[–] [email protected] 193 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Dude who's in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings"

Yeah that 100% checks out actually

[–] [email protected] 125 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck did I just read.

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[–] [email protected] 173 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago

What no pussy does to a mf

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