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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Single Mother

One Corpse....

Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sad! She couldn't stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that's she's gone you can charge double to the next tenant.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

buying avocados will kill you

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully she didn't damage the ceiling fan with the rope.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I hope she didn't drip all over the carpet!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I bet she didn't even tip.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

This man is definitely not Jesus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.

Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.

No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market

Edit: everyone taking my comment serious is 11/10

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Clearly they must be giving out free land in good places to live (near were all the jobs are), free materials and free time over there.

It's either that or that house you mention is supposed to be made out of opinions and built in fantasy la-la-land, as it's only how the materials and places to put it in would be endless and free.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean I get both sides here. We live in a free market economy, where the scarcity of something affects the cost of it. People want land close to the city and there's an extremely limited amount of it. If there are n*100 people and only n parcels of land in a small area, how do you provide it to people? Do you sell it? Is it a lottery system? Is the land sold at a base value that never changes? Like, how do you envision this going?

Right now, people have to freedom to buy as much land as they want and set the pricing for that land. What we need is a property owner tax that scales up depending on the amount of property that you own. Though this will just make more land available. No one in their right mind will sell it for less than it's worth though.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

If parcel A has a property value of X

And parcel B has a property value of 2X

Then you can have the same rent on both of them if building B is twice as tall as building A.

The whole "single family residential only" zoning in the US is the issue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yes, and if you're homeless just buy a house

btw, it's not a free market if it's controlled by a hand full of companies

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit you ppl actually took my comment serious lmaoo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

no, you just took my reply serious ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't fuck them, sell them to China as cheap slaves.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Slavery is immoral

Instead, make being poor illegal (arrest people who can't pay for the essentials), arrest them, and THEN use them as slaves, it's fine since they're criminals

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Sounds good to me!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip