This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I live somewhere where if you don’t use a room for 15 minutes the spiders immediately take over. I’ve genocided generations of spiders but they keep coming back. I’ve printed out propaganda posters for the other bugs warning them about the dangers of spiders and how they run the banking system.
You need to sow discourse within their ranks.
Just wait a couple of minutes and let the spider finish their workout, geez.
All that webbing is more of an engineering project than a workout. Either way, let the spider do its hobby! When unoccupied, spider wives like to bite the head off of spider husbands.
All that rope climbing is pure calisthenics. Respect your spider gym bros.
Average unused home gym vs average heavily used Dracula gym
I'm not using this stuff I spent money on. Is spending more money the answer?
As someone with retirement accounts: yes, buy all the things. :)