I love the sims patch notes
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My favorite is a patch note from Team Fortress 2: Fixed a server crash caused by sniper trying to eat his gun
This reminds me of a story I read once about some airline that was well regarded for its adept mechanic/technician workforce. They would have sassy inspection notes like
Pilot: Front left tire almost needs replacing
Mechanic: Almost replaced front left tire.
Dwarf fortress is wild to read about. One of these days I'll be brave enough to try it.
Oh it's a forever free game, the Steam version comes with some exclusive cosmetic stuff. It's definitely the nicest way to play, but the free version still gets all the updates.
My favourite ever Crusader Kings patch note was "lesbian lovers will no longer be suspected as the father of an illegitimate child. Stupid characters may still suspect this."
I really liked the one that said they had resolved late game lag caused by Greek characters constantly evaluating whether or not to castrate everyone
You should definitely play both Crusader Kings and Dwarf Fortress - the feeling that you get when you read it: "Hah, it feels like in real life but damn it's crazy" Is true for gameplay of both games in general. When things are simulated with enough details, stories appear!
I've started Dward Fortress a bunch of times but I always feel like I'm messing something up and want to restart - never managed to play long enough to lose on it.
So I play both Rimworld and DF pretty often and I always tell people to play Rimworld first. Get used to the type of game itself and then step up to the big boy that is DF.
Both are very much worth your time, and I figure it’s a good introduction without being overwhelmed.