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The water will go, bing bing! bong bong bong! bing bing! down to Los Angeles.
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spoken by an essentially very large sewer
The depths of his stupidity and the continual display of his complete lack of knowledge or curiosity about how anything works or ever could work makes me so irritated with his immovable, enabling moronic "base".
Good genes, very good genes.
How is he so fucking stupid?!
Is it just me being bad in English or did you other also weren't able to understand what the fuck he tried to say there?
Basically, he's talking about rerouting the water coming from the Rockies that go into the Pacific and moving it into the drought ridden bits of California.... I think.
He's doing this with the phrasing you'd use to explain how the water cycle works to a toddler, mind you. So, if that's how he's trying to explain it to adults, that would suggest it's the only way he can understand it.
See? Even this cow has a better grasp of the English language than trump. "Cows_are_underrated" don't think I didn't see through your pro-bovine propaganda.
This dipshit is the most accurate representative conservatives could come up with. He's been re-affirmed as their most accurate representative time and time again over the last decade.
This moron is who conservatives are, and they are proud of it. Remember this when you talk to conservatives in your daily life. They are as profoundly unintelligent as they are evil.
Conservatives like him because he's racist.
That's it. It doesn't matter.to them if he doesn't know how rain works. They don't care if he couldn't tell you how hurricanes travel.
All they care about is that he hates immigrants.
That's it.
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he's not the most 'accurate'. He can just get people to agree with him. He says everything with 110% confidence. The thing is, he always needs an enemy so people don't realize he's an idiot. Anything pointing out hes not logical is "what the liberals want you to think". He gets people against the Immigrants, the Haitians, etc.
So you're telling me:
There's a giant pipe that runs all the way from Canada to Los Angeles, with a massive valve that takes a day to turn. Its current configuration is set to dump all of that water into the Pacific. To solve the water crisis we merely need to spend a day to turn this massive valve, the size of that building behind you, the other way so that the water goes to Los Angeles instead?
Truly very stable genius stuff here.
Hes talking about the mile wide Columbia river, which meanders through Canada, Washington and Northern Oregon. It's basically on the border of Washington and Oregon. At no point does it even get close to touching California, much less LA, which is in southern California.
To do this would be one the most gigantic and intense infrastructure projects our country has ever undertaken, which would take decade's at an unimaginable cost. Not to mention the drastic shift in the ecosystem of 3 states as that river is "drained" south instead of to the ocean.
He lists this as "a big valve you just turn." Absolute moron.
He lists this as “a big valve you just turn.”
Even stupider than that he calls it a fucking faucet. 
“And Canada will pay for it!”
Canada here. Sorry bruh, but we are all tapped out.
S’okay - if he says it’s going to happen, you can pretty much bet it won’t happen
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He's got to be the most extreme example of Dunning-Kruger effect out there.
Thinks he's a certified genius, meanwhile all his handlers have to break down concepts for him in such simplistic terms, he ends up literally thinking injecting bleach or putting powerful UV light inside the body are the solutions to COVID, or raking a forest is an actual solution to preventing widespread wildfires.
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