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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

I often also feel this way, although I also look at a lot of voting-aged people in the US and realize that being that dumb usually just means you are angry all the time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

and that's how folks transition into puppygirls.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago

Felt this since I was a child.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

The prescription is 'tussin + alcohol, like in that one episode of House M.D.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

I don't recall giving consent to writing a story about my life.....

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This is truth, not satire.

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