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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All of earth is a disaster area. Extreme temps of hot and cold, tornadoes exist, wildfires, wildlife, earthquakes, tsunamis, etc.

And of course, apophis could just take us all out. 🤞

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (6 children)

The Appalachian mountains getting massive flooding all the time. The only places you can really build anything are along river valleys in the mountains, so they flood when big storms come through.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, I think we should write off the entire Eastern US at this point. Sacrifice that shit to Poseidon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

theres a burger joint there i like tho. maybe save a smidgen, as a little treat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Spicy potatoes, corn on the cob, and cold Miller Lite always available at the replimat.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Southeasterner here. We already have.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Plus, who are you supposed to sell your house to? Fucking aquaman?

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One would think that the political party of "bUtT thE bIbLE!!!111one" would pay attention to the part about, ya know, even mountains flooding.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Fun fact: there isn’t any state that is safe from climate change disasters no matter what party is in power. Also, NC has a democratic governor and half of its House members are democrats.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Bible is middle-eastern propaganda anyway 🙄

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some people get lost in a desert for 40, write a book about why they were lost for so long, and now folks give up Sundays to pray away their feelings.

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[–] [email protected] 230 points 2 months ago (24 children)

Also that argument is dead on arrival because they expect you and businesses and the entire city to pack up and leave as if it would cost nothing. They also have literally said “just sell your house and move” but like TO WHO?! Who would buy that house if it’s in such a fucked area?!

If anyone ever says “just move” you know they have zero concept of the word “community” or “moving costs” or “nuance”. They just don’t want to address the cause of the problem because they’re, at best, cowards.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Sell their house to who Ben?

(For the uninitiated https://youtu.be/RLqXkYrdmjY)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

I will never not laugh at that. He spends so long chopping with the axe, and then drops the punchline. It's perfect.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget the Submariner and Namor

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Haha I literally had Ben written in but opted to remove it. Fuck Ben Shapiro.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago
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