this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

High Frutose Corn Syrup

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago

Sample bias. The unhealthy and depressed people were less likely to be out being active and having fun.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, "Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?"

Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn't trust myself any more.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Age, lack of exercise, stress… I can go on

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