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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago

It's caused by teenagers being horny.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's an fps though. How would he know if you only see gun and space-magic staff?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

When you die you see your whole character. I guess OP was very bad.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

could people maybe.. oh idk.. lie on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

What in the absolute god damn fuck?! Ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Character portrait?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well you see, there are sometimes 9 other players out there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If he's playing Mercy, 4 of these 9 aren't playing her. And if there's one on the other team, the fact that he's playing Mercy is irrelevant.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

the fact that he’s playing Mercy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He didnt say he was playing her, he said he was playing with her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Alright sold. Back to the meaning of life.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When you game company collapses under the weight of a previous genration of success and let's board of investors, who couldn't make a fun game if all the pieces fell into their lap, direct all the managers of a project to do whats currently trending rather than innovative and do something that makes sense for the IP and gente.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

The f do you even mean. Overwatch was a hugely popular, fun and successful game. Basically got the hero shooter genre off the ground by itself (and no, TF2 isn't a hero shooter). Their problem came later, with new heroes and balance changes that invalidated other heroes. If you loved playing the big dude with the shield, the addition of characters that can stun you and disable the shield through it made you stop playing. If you played the sniper, the removal of full charged bodyshots killing weaker, fast characters was the death of her and made you stop playing. Repeat for multiple other characters that were incredibly fun and got changed or impacted by new heroes, add in the ones that were broken from the start (i.e. angel chick invalidating an entire push using a single button) and the game will stop people playing.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Wait, It's not a category?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now is the future, and Gen Alpha tracks characters from r34 back to the origin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Happens more often than not for me

[–] [email protected] 123 points 2 months ago (1 children)

she's actually from a meme:

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mercy-meme

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

I didn't know until this thread that this character is from Overwatch or that there is apparently a lot of porn of her. I only knew it as a random meme format.

[–] [email protected] 220 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Goes to show how far Blizzard has fallen that they resorted to copying porn characters when they made Overwatch. What happened to all the good character designers?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

They should have fired the overwatch game development team, kept the art team and done a full pivot into porn. They could have ruled the market.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

What happened to all the good character designers?

Working on deadlock

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This Art dude sounds like an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Even less now that AI is copy and pasting art together.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 2 months ago

They work in porn now, apparently