this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bills won't weigh you down when you're hiking or make your pocket sag if they're there a long time.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Can't use 100's in a lot of places.

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 months ago (2 children)

One can be folded into oragami. The other can be shot from a slingshot. I am truly enlightened.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

oh shit BOTH is the answer

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

the coins because you could also throw them at people

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Always a psycho/socio in the comments 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Happy cake day, gentleperson.

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