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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bills won't weigh you down when you're hiking or make your pocket sag if they're there a long time.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can't use 100's in a lot of places.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's a matter of the places you're going into....

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't use coins in a lot of places as well.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the strippers hate it when I start chucking quarters.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

In some cultures, making it hail is seen as a dick move.