Mildly Interesting

Totally sold out. The most sold out movie ever. You remember Titan-ick? Had a naked girl in it and it didn't sell as many tickets as this movie. People are saying this is the best movie there is. People are watching it 4 or 5 times and saying how good it is. I haven't seen it. Maybe I'll see it. Deenish de-sooza did the movie. She's hot, have you seen her? Smokin hot. They wanted me to be in it. Was I I in it? Sure, maybe. Great movie. The best.

My guess might be that much of the audience buys a ticket when they show up. I know that's probably what I would do. Especially if I saw ahead of time that I can choose any seat.

With this movie, Am I Racist?, and Reagan all playing at the same time, the GOP is really going full-throttle in attempting to exploit their base.

That's not showing in my blue city, but another movie "Am I Racist?" is showing (or not? Maybe they don't hit play if the theater is empty).

It seems to be about a racist guy who takes on a disguise so nobody recognizes him as the racist guy and pretends to be a mentally ill progressive or something and interviews people

It's been so long since I've been to the movies that I didn't even realize that theatres now have assigned seats.

Here's the nearest theater to me smack-dab in the middle of the reddest metroplex in the country.

Ugh, Westminster, CO. Most showings in the Denver area are at least half full. But most theaters aren't showing it at all.

Solid red area of TN! Empty with two hours to go!

Every theater has about 2 seats blocked off because they squeak too much and have been complained about. I'm blown away at the amount of religious content at theaters. There is tons. Some of it is basically like going to evangelical church. They're not movies they're sermons in theaters.

This one is made by a D'Souza, the same name behind that movie about ballot boxes being stuffed in 2020. It's nonsense.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

Blockbuster material if you ask me.

If both seats are taken for all showings, probably they are broken and locked off.

Well I've seen enough to know it's not even worth a hate watch:

Lmao in a city with ~300k, not much better lol

Just two bros chilling in the movie theater, 5 seats apart because they're not gay!

Are those seats blocked cause they're defective?

It kind of makes sense. People who love Trump don't exactly have the patience to watch a documentary to begin with.

To be clear:
The ‘x’ seats are ‘taken’
The 🟦 seats are ‘available’

ETA As many have pointed out, since these same two seats are blocked for every showing, I believe it’s because they’re broken; not sold.