Dungeons and Dragons

Mad Mage campaign, last night's goal: walk from Skullport through Undermountain's caves to River Sargauth's gondola "service".

Enter Azrok's Hold, show papers.

Security is high, a patrol intercepts them, show papers.

Exit the Hold, ask for directions to the River, show papers.

Get ambushed by Azrok's bugbears, show papers.

There's a hobgoblin squad ahead with clear signs of a recent skirmish with drows, show papers. Yes, the River is that way, be careful of the drows.

After a bend in the caverns, they have clear line of sight to the River and proceed. Drow ambush.

I throw the goat at the kobold.

A real quote from a campaign we played, one of our first sessions.

Last night?

A mixture of shitposts and inspirational videos in the group chat

Last session?

They lit a vinyard/distillery on fire to deal with the undead thriving within. They forgot to secure their path to exit before starting the fire. They barely made it out the gate before the storage tanks blew up. And by "barely made it out" I mean the Barbarian got caught by the blast.

He slammed the basement door closed to prevent the blast from hitting the survivors they they found and rescued. The shock wave knocked everyone prone, except the Barbarian who was launched while still holding the door.

So everyone was fine, the Barbarian even had a hit point left... Until he landed.

One of the party members is also infected with Blue Rot though, he hasn't figure it out yet.