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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon needs help responding to his coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago

Hi Lesbian, I'm Anon.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?"

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Let's compare notes then!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

"Me too!"

[–] [email protected] 54 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Shrug is the only correct response at work. Or maybe "that's nice" to be more polite.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I respond by hoping I'm a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

“Sounds like we have something in common.”

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 weeks ago

"Neat."

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