Ain't nothin' in the RAW that states a sentient pile of dust can't play basketball.
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I see no flaw in this argument. Instead of dying, the character exists like the guy from “One” by Metallica, desperately waiting for a stiff breeze to end his existence.
I mean, from your characters perspective, death is preferable to being transmuted to dust, especially in a setting with a well established afterlife.
Hey, you don't know my character. He's making the best of his fine dusty life.
OP you appear to be committed to (not) dying on this hill and I applaud you
A disintegrated creature and everything it is wearing and carrying, except magic items, are reduced to a pile of fine gray dust. The creature can be restored to life only by means of a true resurrection or a wish spell.
Why would you need to be "restored to life" if you weren't dead?
The difficulty of restoring to life someone who is already alive is why such high-level magic is required.
Undeath?
Because you could later die. So a creature that has been disintegrated, and then later dies, can only be brought back by those means.
You're misreading the language. It is present-tense, not future.
I'm not misreading anything. "The creature can only..." applies a new state to the creature. After that state has been applied, or somehow reversed (unaware of any way to do this by RAW), then the creature can only be brought back to life by the means mentioned in the spell.
Yes you are. You're intentionally abusing a weakness in English language (present and future tense are often written the same way so must be inferred by context) to assume something clearly not intended by the 2 sentences considered holistically.
It's a funny joke. +1, but, ain't no DM takin dis Hail Mary from a player seriously. 😂
Wanna bet?
I'd make it an absolute realistic pile of dust, unable to move, unable to cast magic, fight, or anything but be carried along by whatever picked it up, and when enough of the dust gets separated, death is automatic.
But I'd still allow it as an interesting edge case once.
Just playing the game RAW.
It's like this for all TTRPGs. Someone always be tryin to game the system. 😎
It's like this for all TTRPGs. Someone always be trying to rules lawyer away someone's fun. 😎
I'm sorry, I don't know enough about the English language to recognise the difference. What would the phrase be in future tense?
No. He's trolling you. No Reasonable person thinks this.
If the creature dies it can be restored to life only by means of...