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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a devastating discovery. I was given footy franks instead of cocktail franks from the deli. I rectified the problem with a knife.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Um, at the deli? Or when you got home ...

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

BEEEEZ

Echium to the pollinator rescue.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I slipped and fell last night right on my bum and today my tailbone / sacrum is definitely bruised. Good excuse for a lazy day but I can't help wondering at what ages does one go from "fell over" to "had a fall".... ๐Ÿง“

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I don't know, but a couple of weeks ago I turned my head slightly the wrong way and had to go the physio lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You are old when you have a fall and end up with a broken hip and in hospital lol

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

After 40 years she gets her own story for the first time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Pretty good so far but Iโ€™m not very far into it.

Requires a different approach to problem solving and fighting because Zelda uses summoning of items and monsters to fight.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Girlboss Zelda coming in hot ๐Ÿ˜ about time she gets the spotlight.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I have procured salmon tempura sushi roll. This is the business

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (9 children)

AHHHHHHH ๐ŸŽข
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All of the cassowary has been eaten so I would like the cooked stone please

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

cracks teeth

Mmm, al dente

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like to second Catfish's order of a Rueben plz chef.
Also for you: โ˜•๐Ÿฐ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿž

much appreciated

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No food for me, I'm about to be spun around, up and down, and have my photo taken without realising ๐Ÿ‘€

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿ›ž๐Ÿ“ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like a Reuben please. Donโ€™t stint the pickle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿž

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For you ๐Ÿงโ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a hankering for hash browns and potato cakes please Chef.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ”ฅ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you Chef

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could I plz have one of your KFC chips but can I steal it when you're not looking?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thank you chef you didn't see that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm how about 5cc's of motivation and 20cc's of energy?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This is like when I take my adhd meds and go to the gym lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The free food market was small today but I managed to get enough to pull together meals for a few days. My most urgent need was tomatoes and fruit, which I did manage to get. Now I just need to do a proper menu plan for the next few days and I'm set.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Market run is great success. Free ice cream from Sam

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No shitโ€ฆ.

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