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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Heeeey!!
^^^(snifs ^^^armprit)
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Fuck....

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Hearing about Esperanto the first time. Hate itwhen someone copies my idea and does it in 1887

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well latin isn't the root of all modern languages

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Java, verbose? laughs in Pascal

Python being Esperanto? Yeah, no, because Python is actually being used

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

PHP is Russian. Used to be huge, caused lots of problems, now slowly dwindling away. Its supporters keep saying how it's still better than the competition.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

i'm in this photo and i don't like it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

This is highly inaccurate:

D: Esperanto. Highly derivative of C (Latin), designed by people previously writing compilers. It's not being taken seriously as such.

Russian is nowadays being speaken by right-wing authoritarians instead, and any programmer that is auth-right is either coding in C/C++, or a Javascript/Python dev pretending to be a C/C++ dev to "gatekeep" nulangs (sic).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What would be the equivalent of Scratch?

What about VBA?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Argh, politics in IT.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Assembly is Turk, started everything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Assembly is proto-indo-european

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