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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My dentist said that it's because we don't chew much. We just eat a lot of soft stuff which somehow negativity affects teeth such that they don't grow properly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be, there's a similar remedy to wisdom teeth growing sideways. Apparently the body needs some sort of a signal for direction, so if you chew on a stick (e.g. a pencil) for 10-15 minutes each day, they should reallign themselves.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You forgot the /s at the end of “fix your teeth by chewing on a pencil for 15 minutes a day”, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

far cry primal

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because apparently some of us only eat peanut butter and never chew anything solid

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

yogurt is yummy 😋

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

~~Jealousy~~ -> ENVY

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, Homer!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

~~ENVY~~-> INVISALIGN

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago

Survivorship bias? Bodies that are in the right condition dry out and pull the teeth deeper set into jaw bones as part of decomposition, whereas otherwise the skeleton would not be intact?

[–] [email protected] 148 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Because he died at 21. With perfect teeth.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My teeth emphatically didn't look like that at 21. More like someone used a shotgun to implant them to my mouth. I could be from Britain for all I care.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

ironic that that meme is 70s-80s dated. most brits get far better dental care than the average US citizen, where our health insurance stops before it covers our goddamned mouth bones.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Eh, I deal with a few British people on a daily basis. Still relevant.

Edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't basically everyone getting better than the US? Except having a great military ofc.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hear me out: inbreeding.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

only one way to find out

[–] [email protected] 92 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't think inbreeding is going to solve this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Inbreeding is what caused crooked teeth

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

joke?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Look at the inbred dogs and cats, not hard to understand

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

the original comment is a joke, you didn't need to clarify

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

According to porn hub, plenty of people are committed to trying.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Outbreeding? (Alien bussy)?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mass effect?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Garrus Bodypillow 100% run, no skips, no OoB

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Based

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Now we might be getting somewhere

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