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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't understand what's happening here, can someone explain please?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

man being shown social media screenshots, presumably of their activity

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down

If you are clueless, like I was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for reigniting my memory of this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Defense attorney talking to their client about discovery.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Am I the only one worried about all that black ink?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not if you use a cheap secondhand B&W Brother laser printer with 3rd party toner that comes out to approx $0.004 a sheet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

oh no, and it is gonna be super wet when it first comes out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Two of us now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, she showed up with that 12x18!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She used up his whole color cartridge for this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She signed up the the ink subscription service using his credit card just to print this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, he has to declare bankruptcy now!

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