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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Gross. Tobasco? Get that shit out of here. Food looks good though.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck you OP I gotta go get Hatian food now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I used to live across the street from a Haitian restaurant.

Bro, you are genuinely missing out. Fuckin find a place it's fire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Looks absolutely tantalizing. Yum!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

American conservatives are still malding out because they don't think black migrants should be allowed access to food.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

God that looks delicious.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Only tangentially ended up learning about Haitian food before but if my memory serves rice and vegetables are a massive staple in the common Haitian diet. I'd wager that's some damn fine rice.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It all looks delicious. I'd eat any of the non-fish items (I like crustaceans, but I'm not a fan of most fish, especially oily fish).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I specifically pointed out the rice because it looks vegan; wasn't sure about the other dishes but yea they all look pretty good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

There might be some form of a animal fat, it's not uncommon to saute rice before simmering in liquid, and extremely common for that liquid to be stock. My money is on a seasoned stock for that color.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Where can I apply for an Haitian neighbor?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ll also volunteer to “inspect” the food. I vow I’ll try every plate until I find something

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You'll get to the bottom of this…plate of food.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Right?

"My trip to the Caribbean was great, but do not eat their terrible food." -- No one.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

~~No one.~~

Literally any white Midwesterner.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Woah there careful buddy one Color per dish maximum

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Nah, the Midwesterner says, "their food isn't for me, but I hear those New York types like it."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I tease my brothers about this all the time. They moved to the Midwest a couple decades ago and their tolerance for spiciness has gone way down. We also get into frequent disagreements about whether The Outback is a good steak house, Red Lobster serves good seafood, or Olive Garden is high quality authentic Italian. We also disagree about the existence of restaurants that are not national chains

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We also disagree about the existence of restaurants that are not national chains

Do those even exist anymore?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Outside the Midwest, yes

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"Oh yeah, bud. That chicken sure was a jerk. Very spicy."

My inlaws from Illinois, probably.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hang on, what's that in the middle- BRUSSIE, NOOOOOOO! I raised him from just a wee sprout. You monsters!!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Turns out, they DON'T have that dog in them

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I guess they must not feel like that and they don't chase the cat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was nice of them to resurrect the cat as a zombie and put it back in that lady's house like it had never been gone!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what you think. The truth is that Ms. Sassy framed the lady. She hid in the basement with a burner phone and hacked into the lady's Facebook account to accuse Haitians of eating her.

And that's why she was named Ms. Sassy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ph shit, I checked and it is real!

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Odd. Thought they grabbed dogs like Saturn eating his son.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfft. Planets don't have mouths.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As evidenced by Shoemaker Levy 9 though, gas giants are certainly capable of swallowing other large astronomical bodies that get too close.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The huge industrial dog farming operations in Haiti are a sad sight to see.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I saw a video on one, too graphic to link.

It was a really ruff watch.

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