this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not ashamed to admit I only read this because of the March 7th thumbnail.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what they say: itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

TWINKIE HOUSE

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

a big reason that drove me was that I have a micropenis

Fake. There are no "reasons to drive someone" other than their internal gender, this sounds like something a ~~cis~~ person who thinks being trans is a choice would say.

Edit: I'm not speculation on OOPs gender

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, certainly seems fake. But I can conceive of someone that's NB, fluid, or something else who is unable/unwilling to admit that to themselves or choosing to remain cis presenting for social reasons deciding to present as a woman due to a micropenis​.

But yeah, fake.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

whilst this is what being transgender 'is', that doesn't stop idiots from socially or medically transitioning for poor reasons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There isn't any evidence that that happens (non trans people receiving gender affirming care based on a false view that they are trans)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No evidence, except for this story of the lady with the micropenis, that is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Everything posted on 4chan is true

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Greentext isn't evidence...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You deleted your other response, but I just wanted to get the chance to say that it’s all good and I hope you don’t feel bad. Have a great day!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a joke. I’m amazed that anybody seriously thought I was citing green text as evidence.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And your internal gender is something that you automatically just know? Have you always known? How?

It seems like at some point, some external reasons may have been involved.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We are born trans. The current theory is that it relates to hormonal fluctuations during critical points of fetal development, so the start is literally before you are born.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What's not in their jeans is probably in their genes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

~~You should use she/her pronouns given we know they were AMAB and are trans. At the very least they/them. He/him is almost certainly wrong.~~

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Good point, corrected.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh you have a micropenis? Prove it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You only have one Peni? Let me see it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I swear to Chekhov I'll cock your clock off

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Chomsky honk

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Thanks, I grew it myself