With that specs I'm changing my opinion from cute to old.
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All that for a 5400 RPM HDD? SMH
8.5" long, 4.9" thick
Get that thing far away from me, it's going to harm me
Is that a cinder block in your pocket, or do you need medical attention?
...wanna get online and play some Monoco?
May 4 fell on a Thursday most recently in 2023, 2017, and 2006. That build screams 2006, but both the Core 2 Duo and the x1950 Pro wouldn't be out until later that year, and there wouldn't actually be a Core 2 Duo with those specs until 2008 (the E8500 with 3.2 GHz--as far as I can tell there was never a Core 2 Duo with a precisely 3.2 GHz base clock). So this would have been a build that was quite long in the tooth when this was made (assuming it was made through texting a buddy and not a janky meme generator).
You must be fun at parties
surely people wouldn't lie about their specs online
So, yellow is, like, 20 y/o, average build. Probably employed as a server
At least he has a sense of humor
Core 2 Duo was introduced in 2006
This is more like 15 years old
:(
4.9 thick? Like diameter?
I was assuming circumference, probably just wrapped a tailors tape measure around his cock and took that number.
I tried this. I'm up to 14inchs. How many times do I wrap it?
Depends on how tight you go. I recommend 10-15 right wraps.
So his dick resembles a drink bottle? Surely that can't be good.
Sorry that your training was insufficient
Horny time. No geometry
I already feel insecure about Diddy’s 1,000 bottles of baby oil the feds confiscated. Wow.
What if that's the radius of his cock 😳
More likely it's the circumference
Why do the woosh folks always saunter in the next day
It's the law.
Horny time! Stop it with the math!