Well you get them on a technicality. You're merely drinking it.
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024
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Would be way better without the text. I hate this trend of adding text, emojis etc. to images that doesn't need it.
It also has a left arrow, i.e. it's a screenshot of an image.
Hrm... yeah not enough Meta. So here's a screenshot of us talking about the screenshot of the image.
Lol why do all of these just say THROW AWAY, but the “DO NOT EAT” is in quotes
I had never noticed this before and this made me laugh for a solid minute. "Why?" indeed.
That's how you actually escape the matrix though
True 
Enjoy your forever nap afterwards.
Fun fact, these are dangerous to eat not because they are toxic but because they pose a choking hazard.
The beads also fit perfectly into a 3.5 mm headphone jack and need to be pulverized to be removed.
What an unfortunate thing to learn is possible. Apple really did us a favor to prevent this from happening.
Also, they suck all the water out of your body and you turn into a pile of dust. It happened to my brother.
It will be empty cup pretty soon.
Self drinking tea
Better, it drinks you.