this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think I read that Oglaf comic.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

alright, who's got the eye bleach?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An aquarium full of giant sperm.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (5 children)

yeah but how good would it feel

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

That would be part of the French cuisine

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Like a facehugger.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Truly a horrifying image!

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