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He was so thrown off. Debate summary:

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Kamala: This is a man easily led around by his ego by people like Putin and Kim Jong Un.

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Trump: But immigrants. Democrats kill babies after they’re born.

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Moderator: Sir, in none of the 50 states are they killing babies after they are born.

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Trump: But immigrants. Kamala isn’t about law and order.

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Kamala: I’ve locked people up. I’ll lock you up.

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Trump: But immigrants. Kamala wants to take away your guns.

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Kamala: I own a gun.

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Moderator: Question Kamala doesn’t want to or can’t answer.

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Kamala: Let me invite you to one of Trumps rallies. Where the crowd sizes are small and people start to leave out of boredom.

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Trump: Takes bait, thus proving Kamala’s opening remark.

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Also Trump: But immigrants. They’re eating the cats and dogs.

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Moderator: Sir, spoiler alert, they’re not eating the cats and dogs. Per the mayor or Springfield, there are no reports of missing animals.

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Trump, looking every one of his 78 years: But immigrants. They’re eating the cats and dogs. I saw it on the television.

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Kamala: … 🙄😮😧🙄😃😄🙄…

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Moderator: Sir, they’re not eating the cats and dogs.

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Trump, after debate: I clearly won. The only reason they want another debate is because they lost, that’s what losers do, ask for a rematch.

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Also, there’s a school of thought out there that Trump has a little crush on Kamala. Creepy, but credible. They’re citing a prior 9/11 memorial get together where you see him on camera more or less asking for an introduction to her. If it’s true, she knows. She’s been gorgeous her whole life, has navigated that garbage for ~45yrs now. She knows. If it’s there she knows. And she stepped into his personal bubble to shake hands at the very start. He was a little startled. If he is indeed crushing, that would set a guy like Trump back on his heels even more so than the usual. He doesn’t even have a shitty little nickname for her, why? Paints the crowd size/bored dig in a new light as well.

That and she had moderate conservative answers for everything. He didn’t know how to debate that.

From the makers of Trump Steaks comes Trump Chicken. Made from the most cowardly of chickens.

They were publicly spanked and humiliated, then they ran away while clucking that they actually won to anyone who is still listening to their delusional bullshit. Fortunately, the chickens were easily baited and walked right into the slaughterhouse.

When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Sir Donald.

Trump totally would’ve won that debate if the moderator didn’t fact check immigrants eating Ohio cats.

The debate results may be profound. Saw long lines waiting at the large Republican enclave of the Villages in Florida. They were waiting for Doug Emhoff, the second gentleman, for a meet and greet.

Not the first time he's run from a debate.

Back before the 2016 election Trump challenged Bernie Sanders to a debate. Bernie accepted and Trump had to backtrack.

When you find yourself in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk, puk) There is someone waiting, Who will hurry up and rescue you, Just Call for trumpin Chicken! (puk ack!)

MAGA exists to serve Trump, Trump serves himself. There are no surprises here.

Ah ha ha ha! That's the funniest thing, most wonderful thing I've heard all week. Keep the GOP scrambling, keep them on the defensive. Brilliant!