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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Got me laughing my ass off in class

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Headline reminds me of the Uvalde cops trying to stop the mom from going in to rescue her kids while they sat scared,

"Ma'am, ma'am! Leave them alone so I can not go in to rescue them, ma'am!!!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uvalde was certainly a clusterfuck, but the "cops scared" narrative isn't quite the truth, much more to it.

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/documentary/inside-the-uvalde-response/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't just link dump without context of your claim please. Say what you mean to say, and then people can decide if they want to invest time to watch your linked video.

"Isn't quite" is vague, what do you mean exactly?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

At some point you also got to take the time to really dive into the subject you’re talking about though :(

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Was he going to shoot the dogs or the immigrants?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And their neighbor just because.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Whichever one made the 911 call

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Not-the-onion, huh?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

cop: Who do I shoot?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny how the right suddenly cares about animals when they have Kristi Noem shooting dogs, and RFK jr. Killing bears.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

and Eric and Don Jr. love killing leopards and elephants and endagered sheep and who knows what else or the 'gram

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

"They took our jobs!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They had such an opportunity to mention that politician!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Hard times is a little too punk to give up on dunking on cops just to score points on some shit heel rep.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Thats too straight forward. On good onion articles youre the one who has to make the connection.