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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon fights for his life (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

a very similar thing happened to me at a music festival in Mexico

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why are most people taking enormous shits in greentexts?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Most greentexts are fake, or as some say... full of shit.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Shit Fairy exists.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lives on the Arabian peninsula apperently

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Shit Djinn

[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Humanity truly is a species built on community and mutual support.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the universal human experience.

explosive diarrhea

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

explosive diarrhea

The great equalizer.