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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can hack Facebook.

hits F12

Look, I just broke into their CODE!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

'now hack into Dianne's account and unfriend her kids'

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So you know how to crochet? Can you make me a bulletproof vest?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

okay but the amount of yarn that would require will make your vest impossibly huge & heavy to wear or walk around in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I need a c/theydidthemath guy to...well...do the math on this one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

"I've tried, you can't" to just end the conversation.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Had a random guy that I spoke to at a bar ask me if I could hack a university to forge a degree for him when I told him I work in IT. Even if I could do something like that, it seems like a really risky and unethical thing to do for some rando at a bar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That's when you say yes, edit the page source in browser, show him it says he has a degree, get paid, and disappear.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I could probably do that in LibreOffice. Like, how hard is it to print out a thing that says "BACHELOR'S OF SCIENCE" in that stupid old school font.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

...but could you?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

I once had the knowledge how you could hack a government system to get free fishing licenses. Seemed like a high risk / low reward type of deal though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So he was asking in earnest? Lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

He was drunk, but then again, so was I.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

It was a test. You failed 😔

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