this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

keep code on your computer

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

torrent for your code

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Use YouTube as a storage

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I've seen code with binary data (such as icons) baked into constants. I can't wait for the three hour narration of base64 encoded pngs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People playing Rust code while they sleep so they can learn it through osmosis.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That could take a lifetime!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In an ASMR voice:

f n space main open parenthesis close parenthesis space open curly bracket line return indent print l n exclamation mark open parenthesis open quote hello world close quote close parenthesis semicolon line return close curly bracket

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
fn main(){
    println!("hello world");
}