Aaaargh, my skeleton!

There will never be a pspspspsps I'll regret, ever.

"My only two options were A. Quickly roll out of the way and retaliate with a swift counter-attack or B. Take an iron claw to the face, roll over into a ditch and die."

Takes iron claw to the face, rolls over into a ditch and dies

"I should have gone with option A."

It all started with a bag of meth and this woman named Carol Baskin…

The twist is that the narration is from the tigers perspective.

It all started on board the cruise ship TS Bremen where I, Uwe Ludwig Horn was a waiter and assisted my friend Siegfried with his magic show.

FATALITY

that cat looks really happy