Ballgowns and fractals can mate? Can we get a rule 34 in that?
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2024
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New life goal, open up a queer bar called "Ballgowns and Fractals".
Putting the fun in fungus...
Was curious as to the use of the prefix Schizo in the genus name and found this on a CDC website: 'Schizophyllum is derived from “Schíza” meaning split because of the appearance of radial, centrally split, gill like folds'
23k sexes that's fascinating, so I looked it up:
They have two sex genes, named A and B, each of these have have an allele (alternate form) called alpha and beta. So combined there are 4 unique spots in the gene to look at.
A-alpha, A-beta, B-alpha, and B-beta.
Each of these can have variations, with A-beta having 32 and the rest 9.
32 x 9 x 9 x 9 = 23328 unique sexes
So describing your sex would look something like A-alpha-1, A-beta-8, B-alpha-3, B-beta-5.
I was guessing it was "23k sexes found so far" but this makes sense.
Junior developer mushrooms designing registration forms having heart palpitations
Stick it into a boolean
sex = true
Easy just have a drop-down menu for each value that can change 😎
If you could edit out my sex description from your comment, I’d really appreciate it, thanks.
Are you an aA-beta-8?
🤐
And no Omega males
You have sunk my battleship!
"You sank my Jengajam" -- Homstray.
But we're playing Connect Four!
"I was raised by a cup a coffee!" -- Homsar
Then throw gender into the mix if they had such a concept. Essentially incalculable.
Fascinating, thank you for expanding on this!
When you write in "Yes" next to sex on forms.
... laying on my back, pajama top on, thinking of England
The polite way is to write "yes, please".
or "once a month"
I think you're confused. It's a form asking about sex, not how often you turn into a werewolf.
You mean you don't now?
that's a lot of pronouns
That's when you go, "fuck it. Everyone's a they. Deal with it."
Honestly, just doing that would not only solve certain issues, it would remove some unnecessary complexity from English. In most (maybe all?) Turkic languages we don't have gendered pronouns, just one for "they" and nothing disastrous has happened yet.
It would take some adjustment, but I'd be all for it.
Germans would be like "I can't even talk about this fungus without analyzing a DNA sample first".
Fungus TERFs be like, "ThErE aRe OnLy 6561 gEnDeRs"
Real fungus doesn't care about gender, only the WAAAAAAGH
Do you think they have dicksquigs?
Maybe fungus should consider itself lucky that it doesn't need bathrooms.