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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The guy who wrote this is gone

I've gotten about 1,000 alert emails in the last 8 hours because of this

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[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I'm definitely writing useless git commit messages

For work, I at least include the Jira ticket id

For personal stuff, it's sweeping features stuffed into one commit that barely describes what was changed

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 15 points 7 months ago

"Fixed stuff"
...
"Fixed for real this time"

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[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I retired about a year ago, so the left-most book on the middle row is about me.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That one is my aspiration too. Is retirement as great as it seems?

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[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 7 months ago

blaming the user, it's not necessarily their fault, but gaslighting worked for Apple so why can't it work for me.

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