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Breakfast is the worst. Sausage, ham, pancakes, cereal, eggs, hash browns, or toast. Want a breakfast burrito? Take a normal burrito, add scrambled eggs. Want a breakfast sandwich? Swap out sliced bread with english muffin or bagel, optionally add an egg.
Screw that. I'm having leftover spaghetti for breakfast.
Cooking takes SO MUCH TIME when you're single. But eating out is so expensive. It sucks.
If you practice and prepare you can cut down on some of the time. I used to live right next to a street of fast food joints so it was never worth it to cook myself from a time standpoint unless I was just having some frozen garbage. Now it's a 15 minute trip to pick something up if there's no line so I cook a lot more and with experience I've been able to streamline things so it goes faster. Also make enough for 2-3 meals when you cook and then "leapfrog" through the week eating the leftovers. That way you don't have to cook every day but also don't have to eat the same thing every day.
Where's all the people who loathe breakfast because they aren't hungry until lunch?
Followup question because I'm not one of them. Should we not talk to you until you've had your morning coffee and cigarette? You know it doesn't give you permission to act like a dickweed to everyone Amanda.
I look forward to lunch every day. I make myself a wrap with some sort of oven cooked filling and a bunch of fresh veggies and some apple slices and a small bag of wasabi peas for dessert.
Everything bagel, cream cheese, provolone, tomato/cucumber in that order. Eat open faced. You're welcome.
Where is the crushing existential dread and multiversal blackhole?
Go look at a tiny plant sticking out of a sidewalk crack. You'll feel better