They are both fucking weird looking
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Also, If I were a single notable billionaire I'd probably do EXACTLY THAT TOO.
Gold diggers are the norm when you have Platinum cash.
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God, I am so enticed with his smile, the elegant gap between the top fronts, the subtle off-white coloring...
I'm drawn to his smile because his haircut is herding me away from the top of his head like a cocaine-fueled collie.
Show me Paul Allen’s girlfriend.
Oh great therewasanattempt has infected lemmy a place where you can post literally anything as long as you make the attempt
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TbF I also haven't heard of the raidersmark Davis. With that haircut I would have assumed probably not a billionaire and it's a pretty good smile.
Do you think it’s pronounced raiders-mark, or raider-smark? Ugh, if I meet him I’ll just guess and then mis-accent billionaire to see if I can pass it off as a joke.
Yeah there is a chance, albeit small, that he paid another person to do that to his hair on purpose, which is crazy, but just the right kind of crazy for a billionaire.
There are probably no straight shooters around you for miles with this kind of money. Everyone tells him he looks great. I bet no one ever has said, "bro, you trippin'?" to this guy. Sometimes we need that.
For the record, as the resident Raider fan of Lemmy, this lady was sat next to MD at one of the games. They aren't dating, and she's currently pregnant with another man's baby. The media already tried to say it was his baby. She denied that and said the father was some baseball player.
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The state of modern journalism, folks.
I mean... a meme shitpost is pretty far off from modern journalism.
Let’s be honest, this could be tweeted and then written about by the NYPost
Just crunched some numbers. This dude is worth 2.3 billion. If he spent HALF of his money on $100 haircuts, he could afford 11.5 million haircuts.
If he got a haircut every minute, it would take almost 22 years to get that many haircuts.
Looking at his current one, I think they can do 2 of them every minute.
Honestly, one hair getting cut per minute seems pretty slow.
And paying $100 each seems high, but who am I to question the whims of the rich.
Maybe they got confused and are getting one rabbit shaved per minute. The logistics there seem more reasonable if your hare is moderately cooperative.
edit: corrected an autocorrect which rendered useless an already silly pun.
that's the face of a guy who surrounds himself with people he pays to tell him he doesn't look like a gone-horribly-wrong high school science experiment involving bumphead parrotfish and hydrofluoric acid
how you gonna be a billionaire and still use a bowl for your hair
go to a damn barber
hard to make that flesh sack look good, but it could be better
Honestly he'd probably look better if he just shaved.
It's also pretty cheap to keep up a shave, or so I hair
maybe he thinks it makes him look younger. or maybe his crush once complimented him on it and he's hoping to run into her again. or maybe he has FUCK YOU money on a astronomic scale and he knows nobody will bust his balls to his face, so its a flex. hopefully there isn't a rat tail in back.
If I was a billionaire I would have a trainer, a chef, and a stylist.
You don’t become a billionaire by spending all your money
But fr tho that hair is wrecked
Yeah! You become a billionaire by disproportionately profiting off the backs of people you exploit!
Also, a ton of other unethical and sociopathic tactics!
My first question is: What the fuck is your hair?
Dude isn't going to have billions if he pays for haircuts
Probably because the plastic surgery of her face is so tight she cant see any clear pictures anymore
Botox Barbie?
Yes, and?
bad
Looks like a bee stung her lip.
My friend describes plastic surgery as grabbing the back of the face and stretching it really tight then using a baggie clip to hold it there Like that one episode of the Simpsons where Homer lost a ton of weight and had to deal with the stretched skin
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I could believe she had no idea he was a billionaire, and just had like 50+ million.
Usually billionaires at least splurge for $20 hair cuts. That man is obviously still using a bowl.
It's also believable the smile is the only thing she could convincably lie about
Money talks, wealth whispers. True wealth only gestures.
This man is so rich you can’t even describe him correctly.
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The story I read, decades ago, said he goes to the same barber (shop?) that he went to as a young person.
I... Guess I can understand that, but if they're telling him that haircut works, I mean keep your clients happy, especially if they're clueless multi millionaires.
That explains it, dudes in his 70s it looks like, the barber would have to be 90s.
And he's so rich, he probably hasn't heard an honest opinion about himself in decades
You don’t get to that level of wealth by getting haircuts from a stylist. He pinched every penny, got bowl cuts while his friends got specialty cuts, skipped the avocado toast and drank water instead of $5 coffees. Then his rich parents just gave him a small 10 million dollar loan and sent him to a prestigious school where only other rich kids went.
Honestly, respect to him for the shit tier haircut. At least he didn’t try to fake it like Elon.
I have very strong, mixed feelings about your post.
Well done mother fucker!
It's not even the hair for me, how are you a billions but can't splurge on a new face? MF has enough money he could literally have a custom-made new face
Honestly though if he wasn’t a billionaire he actually looks like he could be someone’s fun bumbling uncle or something. Really shows how much a crap personality can affect physical appearance.