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There Was An Attempt

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There Was An Attempt, and they failed.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

They look like terrible plastic caricatures of humanity

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

What business have a man, an elf and a dwarf in the Raidersmark?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So are we only standing up against body shaming for ugly people? We're okay shitting on attractive people that might have had cosmetic work done? Are we a bunch of hypocrites that stand for nothing and only react when our own feelings are hurt?

Boo Lemmy. Y'all can do better.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, this is clearly laziness on his part. He has all the time and money needed to get a decent haircut, eat well, and do a little exercise, but simply doesn't. He has no real obligations to get in the way. His ugliness is nothing but compounding character flaws.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I realize in hindsight I should have worded my comment more specifically. I'm NOT talking about the dude. I'm talking about all the comments at the girl.

I will never not condone clowning on rich assholes. Nobody gets that kind of money without some form of exploitation, and those kinds of people are fair game.

My comment was regarding all the other cringe comments in the thread that are saying shit like she's not that hot anyway, or she looks fake, etc.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah, why does humor exist anyway 🤔...

Mu real concern is that you have more upvotes than downvotes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The rule is not to punch down. When someone is a billionaire morning is off the table.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can generally agree with that if it's something someone can't change. However: fuck billionaires

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly! Like body shaming fat people because they have no say in the matter.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We shouldn’t make jokes at their expanse.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

But making jokes on a billionaire's expense is OK 🤔?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm totally puzzled as to why people say she looks bad. She looks great to me. I can't identify any cosmetic surgery other than maybe a bit of lip filler, and that isn't even very much.

Some Lemmy users must have incredibly high standards or have supermodel girlfriends.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

No, they're just stuck up and frustrated.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think a group of FOSS Linux bros are having supermodel girlfriends lol, but anyway...

I'm not even puzzled as to why people think she looks bad. I'm puzzled as to why people think anything about her looks at all.

Seems some people here are projecting their insecurities.

I don't even care, either. I just hate hypocrites. Don't throw stones from glass houses.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't even care, either. I just hate hypocrites. Don't throw stones from glass houses.

I got a post in https://sh.itjust.works/c/funny deleted because of body shaming... but I guess billionaire shaming is just fine.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I mean, yeah. People can be fat, skinny, tall, short, all that stuff but to be a billionaire you've got to willingly horde the wealth of people who you think are lesser than yourself, so fuck them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Silly girl thought he was a lowly multi billionaire

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol at the comments talking about how awful she looks. The shallowness aside, I'd be very happy to have a girlfriend who looked like that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not me, she paid money to make her face look like THAT, GROSS. No way I would want to date someone that was so modded up, I'm sure her personality doesn't reflect it AT ALL. Not saying single me wouldn't have open to a hookup but I could never be in a relationship with someone that vain.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Hey, no one says you have to marry her 🤷.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Billionaire: gimme the friar cut

Barber: got you fam

Just kidding he probably cuts it himself with a bowl to save a few bucks

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

no he goes to a barber, same one for like his whole life or something

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

That's some reeeal old money phrenology.

...you know - because of the obvious rampant inbreeding.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wasn’t she in Total Recall?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

One for each comma

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

So she's greedy and has no self-respect. Good to know.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Apparently his father was a pretty cool guy, advocated for civil rights by refusing to play in cities with segregation.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This picture is actually one of the better ones of him.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

A sad fact I did not need to know 😔...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know who has a haircut like that? People who are surrounded by nothing but sycophants and yes-men who never give a true and unsolicited opinion like "Dude, you look like your mom whipped out a flowbee and a bowl?"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You know who has a haircut like that?

Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You'd be surprised. Marks hairdresser is on the record saying she's tried to talk him into literally any other haircut

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